December 2009
30 posts
“‘You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months over analyzing a...”
“‘It’s not that I don’t care about your feelings, I do, it’s just that you...”
‘One thing I am extremely good at:
Hating on people my friends hate. I will find the worst qualities in any person you dislike and highlight those qualities and belittle them to the point where there’s nothing else to say.
Don’t like Becky? FUCK BECKY. That ugly bitch. Her hair makes her look like the cowardly lion from Wizard of Oz. Look at her mouth. I can tell she’s a giant slut just by...
I don’t know where to go from here, I’m bored of Christmas already, the thought of eating turkey for the next 5 days in every single form of stew, or sandwich, or curry, or casserole that ever existed, I don’t even like turkey. I don’t know what to do for new years, whether to skip it like I have the last three, or break tradition and party, even if I know deep down any...
‘Can you honestly watch the telly on a Saturday night and say that mankind deserves to survive as a species? Of course, I am as big a Cunt as anybody. Probably bigger. Well, listen to me show business, and listen good. I may be a Cunt, but this is one Cunt that you’re not going to fuck!’ - Frankie Boyle (God)
Within the next fourteen days, one is leaving me, I think I’ll hire someone to keep me entertained until January rolls around, and another is returning to me, thank god. Count down will commence next week.
